Obesity Detective


people who study how people got fat. they then -n-lyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.
obesity detective1- “well she gained three chins over the summer”

obesity detective 2- “she probably ate a lot and never got her now huge -ss any exercise.”

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