obiomachi is the name of certain african legends with special capabilities. the name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. they aren’t something you see everyday. a blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. people who have had the great honor to be touched by an obiomachi never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. legend had it there is only one obiomachi left though. when the last obiomachis death shall occur nasa has agreed to blow up the sun as life without obiomachi is clearly not worth living. symptoms of seeing an obiomachi are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. also refer to goddess
guy1: “woah man! did you see that obiomachi?”
guy2: “heck ya i can’t feel my legs!”
guy2:”we should go check that out!”
guy1: “nah man. it’s completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an obiomachi.”
- russian roulette turkey baster
when several of a females guy friends c-m into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren’t the one to get her pregnant son, you were born by russian roulette turkey baster.
described as being a grade a rat or mink; small rodent who scurries around in the sewers. oh my god! you spilled your drink all over me and my new dress. that is such a murth move…
a name in igbo land, nigeria. meaning, good sister or brother. ezi means good and nwanne means sister/brother ezinwanne is a successful girl
- frosting finger
giving someone the frosting finger is when a person removes their finger from an -n-s, and having noticed an amount of fecal residue, inserts said finger into the mouth of the -n-s owner. i gave her the ol’ frosting finger for her birthday, and she threw up on my brother.
what you say when that crazy -ss b finally stops calling. pheww, ana lost my number, finally!