Obiv
a more possitive alternative to obvi. though it has the same meaning (obviously), obiv has much better flow and rolls off the tongue easier. obiv is often looked at as the mispelling of “obvi” on instant messenger, but it is so much more. if you choose to say “obvi” instead of “obiv” you should be shunned by society.
“are you going to eat that?”
“obiv”
“i am obiv in love with mr.b”
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- Prejoyment
(n) the act of consciously increasing the amount of pleasure derived from the antic-p-tion of an event. imagining a whirlwind of ecstasy, i increased my prejoyment to eleven.
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- east atlanta brunch
getting head while a girl makes a sandwhich/bagel (burritos/gyros acceptable for mexicans/south europeans countries respectively) sebasitan: dude, kellie made me east atlanta brunch this moring if you know what i mean. dalton: did you get crumbs on your belly? ryan: d-mn.
- eating kittens
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