Objective-C


a mediocre and generally useless programming language composed of c and smalltalk poorly st-tched together. it is basically apple’s own little visual basic.

objective-c is the language of choice when developing applications for ios, which is literally the only reason you would ever want to use it.
thanks to objective-c, we have more than enough fart and sudoku apps to go around.

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