Objectsterbating


to m-st-rb-t- with a range of objects, that arent p-rnographic items. items can include baby dolls, paper (beware of paper cuts) a closet door, a key hole (for a small schnitzle) and even cutting open a grape fruit, or as said in american pie: tbol, a pb&j sandwich.
objectsterbating.
man i have been jacking off to p-rn alot lately!

i should pick up objectesterbating, i can do it with what ever i want!

hey sis! i need to objectsterbate with your baby doll

(sis) ok!

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