Obknockious
an unnecessarily hard and annoying knock on your front door.
this knock is usually performed by lonely children from the ages of 13-24 or old people who’s partner has died.
the knock that the door recieves can often shatter fragile gl-ss, or chip off paint from poorly painted doors. this unneccesarily loud knock can also startle people.
obknockious people have been proven to supply at least 2% of heart attacks in the usa. 1% in canada.
many people who knock like this will not receieve answers.
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another symptom of being obknockious is being a dumb-ss and continually ringing your door bell in burst fires of 3-4. 2 rings is manageable, but then they cross the line.
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to make sure you don’t become obknockious, make friends early in life, and dont be afraid to make s-xual advances on custy women to avoid loneliness.
see f-ggot for more symptoms.
-bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang- (at the level of approximately 830 decibels) -ring ring ring ring- -ring ring ring ring-
sally: ah, f-ck. don’t answer it. it’s just obknockious bonnie coming over to tell me she saw a chipmunk or something
ted: f-ck that b-tch.
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