oboeist
a person (usually insane) who plays the oboe. oboeists are usually very stressed. they are nice enough, but will fight anyone to the death of they call an oboe a clarinet. most likely of band members to die alone with cats. simple savages that love puns.
you can tell he’s an oboeist from the way he flinches at grammatical errors.
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