obsessive checking disorder
a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
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being or becoming stressed about something or someone you are obsessed with. example: she was obstressing over finding the perfect pair of shoes for the wedding.
- Ochiltree
any scottish rural village in which the local male youths indulge in the splendours of buckie and dbs with the local bike. young lad called tum tum: “this is nice buckie ain’t it stacy?” stacy: “yes, fancy some dbs!?” old p-sserby who overhears crude conversation: “g-d, this place is turning into a proper ochiltree!”
- Octocorn
a magical creature; a cross between an octopus and a unicorn. sometimes known as the unipus. sophie absconded with the octocorn!
- Ocularstalkism
when the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements. the eyes of that painting are totally following me. that’s ocularstalkism! the room was thick with ocularstalkism.
- office bicycle
british slang for ‘office sl-t’ just like village bicycle everyone gets a ride with the office bicycle. the boss has a nice office bike.