Obsessive Computing Disorder
psychological / neurological condition.
the inability to p-ss a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
the inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of “friends” post on their social media.
the inability to interact with real people in a social situation without f-cking tweeting that you’re doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto f-cking pinterest.
work was utterly hectic so i took five minutes away from the desk to do a cr-p, but i have obsessive computing disorder so before i knew it i was getting my phone out for a quick game of t-rds with friends
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