Obsesties


the state of wishing you were best friends (“besties”) with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. those who become “obsesties” with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, youtuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. they also probably write articles about them and/or fan fiction. one evolves from “obsesties” to “besties” once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.
“i know i can’t be besties with jennifer lawrence so i’ll just have to settle for being obsesties.”
“ke$ha is my obsestie”
“i was obsesties with jenna marbles, but she retweeted me so we’re totally besties now.”

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