obstruculous
adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived
on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that i can sit down?
b: no
a: you’re merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee
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