Obvious Distraction
an object that is not really there that you want your freinds(or foe) to look at.
could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to ditch them.
replaces lame ditching tehniques like .”hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
lenny: hey look, an obvious distraction!
random guy: omg, were!!!??!. (looks)
lenny: swipes random guys lunch and runs.
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