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ocala…also known as slowcala.

wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one…
how about the movies…i think we have two?
anything else….well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21…inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do

ocala is waste of sp-ce between orlando and gainsville. they should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. forget the city inbetween.

ocala is the horse capital of the world…which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. and they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.

ocala- if u dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. ocala traps people.
ocala- sh-tty town for anyone in the teens and twenties
mid sized city in the heart of north central florida, with metro population of over 300,000 people, and a core city population of more than 50,000 people.

rated 15th for fastest growing metro in the u.s.
a diverse city, with many cultures including the majority puerto rican area called “marion oaks”, and the majority jamaican area called “the sh-r-s”

thought to many to be a mini orlando, due to ocala getting the flow over from the many people moving to orlando.

some f-ck boys call ocala “slowcala” they are all h-m-s-xuals, and have -n-l s-x with one another.

a city with ambition, and a bright future.
(f-ck boy who dont like ocala): “man slowcala is wack”
(guy who reps ocala) : batch this ocala f-ck boy, say it again i bet i beat yo p-ssy -ss
if the world had a b-tt hole this would be it
police: what are you doin?
kid: nothin, this is ocala
police: you’re under arrest
a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. in central florida. some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.

ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you f-ckers who call it slocala or hoecala.

anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
steve: dude what’re we doin later?
jesus: gettin straight f-cked up is what were doin
steve: h-ll yea n-gg-. dis ocala
a town that every teen says they’re going to leave but never do. it’s like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don’t you’re stuck. also known as slocala a place where there is nothing to do
what is there to do in ocala tonight oh right ….. nothing

dude when i’m old enough i’m getting the h-ll out of ocala…. 20 years later married, kids, living in ocala
see slowcala
why the h-ll would you search for “ocala,” b-tch?
a town in central florida.
some call it slowcala.
i will have to admit is a slow town.
but all i do is ride 4-wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
ocala, florida will always be my home sweet home.
me: i love ocala
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.