Occam’s Inconvenience
when the most inconvenient outcome to a situation is the most likely to occur.
wife: “honey, why are you going to work so early?”
husband: “occam’s inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. or some combination of the two, especially if i’m running late.”
wife: “like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you’re least prepared to handle it.”
husband: “exactly.”
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