OCD Gardener


that one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
mr. jenkins is an ocd gardener. i swear that’s the fifth time today he’s been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.

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