ocean city

ocean city, maryland…the best and only place to be in the summer. a great place to make fun of the tourons(tourist/morons) who don’t know where to find the really good seafood. where my favorite reastaraunt hoopers is located and my boy spike…don’t forget tequila mockingbird and of course the boardwalk. oc md is the real oc i don’t care what anyone says
“ocmd is the sh-t”
a vacation spot in md, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.
ocean city is the place to be on the 4th of july.
vacation town in maryland. white boy capitol of the world during the summer. don’t go in season, from memorial day through labor day cuz everything—and i mean everything—will cost you an arm and a leg. swells to almost a half a million during summer.
ocean city is practically a ghost town during winter.
the o.c.
the real o.c. where everything thing happens and anything can happen! ocean city maryland (not orange county)!
in this wonderful town of oc, md there are plenty of things to do. i mean there is the beach, the water park, and go carts and all of the sl-tie girls (especially the ones in the summer when all the tourons come down! (tourist and moron put together local thing to say)! most parties get busted by ocpd or berlin cops. then the cops take your weed or any drugs and stick it in their pockets for them to have their fun with! most oc kids are drugies! but that’s ok b/c it’s the city, right? you’ll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it’s not unusual to find kids driving around and smoking a bowl. drunken is how what we all are! we hang out at hotel rooms and random peoples houses and steal our parent’s alcohol. at age 16 you work your -ss off to have your car which u then crissen by hot-boxing it. our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports against bennett and worprep! so next time you hear “ocean city is so boring,” just look past the historical monuments (stephen decatur) and focus on the pregnant 16 year high off weed (and thank god that’s not you!). don’t forget we’re not all wh-r-s and were not all preppy b-tches! most of us come from va or b-more and don’t forget we are the normal ones who try to help the eastern sh-r–ers. so next time you think about the oc don’t think of orange county or the o.c show b/c the real life is here in ocean city, maryland where kids actually work and don’t always ask their parents for money (whether your rich or not). there is plenty to do even if it is a pregnant sl-t or a hard working 16 year old girl (who u thought was 18).
remember: oc is everything you look for in a summer vacation!
the o.c.?! like the show? -no like ocean city!

yo! you got any yayo?! drug dealer term

“ya’ll!!!” you would think oc-ers were hicks but were not!
if you go down in the winter, you can do absolutely anything. you could probably murder someone, and nothing would happen. you could torch the city to the ground, and no one would notice till the frat -ssholes come down in the summer.
“broseph i’m goin to ocean city in the summer!”

“nah don’t bother. some -sshole went down in the winter and blew up everything brah”
where everyone in all of maryland goes on weekends from may-september. they round up all a sh-t load of nati bohs beer, 20 cartons of malboro reds and hop into the car. then they sit in traffic on the d-mn bay bridge for a few hours. once they finally get there, they live it up like no one else.
girl: hey you and your boys heading to ocean city this weekend?
boy: h-ll yea, you goin’ with your girls?
girl: what the f-ck else would we do. you bring the beer?
boy: yeah, if you bring the s-x and the cigarettes.
girl: sounds good.
the real o.c. where all the kids from the 15 miles surrounding towson all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their -sses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.

home of senior week
the craziest week ever

the locals are mostly lame except for the fishermen and the surfers and athe local kids are trash

cr-ppy surf but hott chicks everywhere
guy #1 when are you goin down to oc this summer?
girl#1 oh ill be there all of july
guy#1 oh sick lets get drunk out of our minds and do it on the beach
girl#1 awesome!

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