Oceana gash dohhh

attractive women (minimum age 18) with at least 4 of the following:
1. iq so low they -ssume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. low self-esteem, perhaps due to s-xual abuse as child. (nb: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. they may simply sp-wn and resp-wn in lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but ogs are not sl-ts. this word has negative connotations of stis etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on s-xual relations with oceana gash. said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. -ss ‘n’ t-tties. oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. this is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (nb: she must not resort to bulimia. while this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. excess make-up. this must be seen as positive: an effective approach is “o, she’s put a lot on as she plans to have s-xual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/s-m-n/blood/tears ‘of joy’ from her eyes, she doesn’t want to remove the make-up.”
5. produces suitable card when asked “where’s your student id…fam?!”
“oceanas was live!”
“oceana gash dohhh”
“yh nyuka”