ockham’s rogaine


ockham’s rogaine is a way of calling “foul” on a complex, fantastical claim about almost anything. it is the opposite of ockham’s razor, william of ockham’s cl-ssic formula. ockham’s razor says that among competing explanations, we should prefer the simplest one. a razor cuts away excess “hair” and simplifies loopy reasoning. rogaine, figuratively, grows it and creates a long, unruly line of thinking.
that guy at the bus station must have poured on a lot of ockham’s rogaine to get an alien abduction, pope francis and the czech lottery, all in the same conspiracy.

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