Octoparrot
a parrot-like creature with eight octopus tentacles.
on “the simpsons”, homer went to a place where the people could make him smarter by removing a crayon stuck in his brain.
one of staff said, “we don’t play g-d here”. homer responded with “you do nothing but play g-d, and i think your octoparrot would agree”.
(cut to shot of octoparrot squawking and saying “polly shouldn’t be!”
an unnatural combination of two unlikely const-tuent elements, the result of which should not exist. from _the simpsons_.
how can you mix red wine and gin? that’s an octoparrot!
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