octopus rabies
as used by cinnamon smith in the children’s t.v show alt-tude. octopus rabies was an idea invented by cinnamons character tally to get a little more attention – feeling that being the youngest kid lost, she was often forgotten. ‘octopus rabies was first used in episode 7 tilly pretended to be infected after touching a dead octopus. only to find out that you could actually get sick from touching a dead octopus. because of the shear popularity of this line producers attempted to use it in nearly every episode following, including finishing a very deep and emotionally powerful monologue to her sister – telling her how she wished they had never run away from home, but at least her sister was there with her – that ‘at least we don’t have the octopus rabies’.
cinnamon: (no one is looking at her or listening to her ideas on how to set up the camp for the storm) i don’t feel to well
mazzy: what?
cinnamon: i haven’t felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have ‘octopus rabies.
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