ocular smegma
a polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. ocular sm-gm- is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.for some reason,young children don’t like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. contrary to myth,ocular sm-gm- is not caused by the sand man.
when i woke up this morning,i thought i had gone blind.it turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular sm-gm-.
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