ODLAN


opening doors like a n-gg-r.

a roommate, wife, friend, parent, sibling who opens your door for no apparent reason.
1 – dude, what the f-ck man? why you always gotta be odlan’n me in the morning?

2 – chill yo. i just wanted to check out your girls’ acb.

1 – f-ck off!

2 – lol!

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