O’Doul’s
the most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. if you’re gonna drink f-cking beer, take it like a man. o’doul’s actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.
jimmy drank 100 o’doul’s and was hospitalized for a water overdose…completely sober.
not quite a beer: this beverage was created for that poor sucka at the company christmas party who can’t be trusted with a real beer.
1. pretend you are normal and stand there with an o’douls you dumb alchoholic.
2. jim told us a story of how he came to run over seven women and two children while drunk driving a parade float last thanksgiving has he sipped a crisp clean o’douls.
one screams “o’douls!” when family members or relatives say s-xually inappropiate comments to each other. this stems from the joke, “going down on your cousin is like drinking o’douls. it tastes the same but you know something ain’t right.”
when a male cousin says to his attractive female cousin, “oh, i’ll give you a pearl necklace.” one’s response should be “o’douls!!!”
the beer for straight edge people.
i drank o’douls last night because i wanted to chill with my friends who party without making a -ss of myself.
the soberest of compet-tions — when one man challenges another to get drunk on o’douls.
i challenge you to an o’douls.
a girl who is so ugly she is a .5 out of 10 on the rating scale.
“look at that haggard chick!”
” ya man, she’s an o’doul”
a brief moment of stupidity typically manifesting itself as talking way too much. can also be used to describe botching an action.
dude, you totaly o’doul’d that catch
shut the f-ck up o’douls
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