oedipal

a disorder when a child, usually a male, falls in love with his mother and in turn wants his father gone so his object of affection can be his.
johnny is in love with mommy. johnny pilled a knife on daddy last night. johnny is an oedipal.
a mother and her son whose relationship resembles that of friends/ significant others rather than a parent-child relationship.

unlike most men who have an oedipal complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
jill: so, what do you think of this card for my mom?

brett: funny. what do you think of this one?

jill: that’s a romantic card.

brett: it is, isn’t it? i think my mom will love it.

jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you’re closeness to your mother is not healthy.

brett: we’re friends, what’s wrong with that?

jill: you’re not friends, you’re oedipals.
ye olde english for the word “f-cking”.
i have grown bvt weary of yonder oedipal serpents vpon hither oedipal flying machine

…hisseth