Oengus
(n.) a lanky tw-t of irish origin who is often, despite his height, unfortunately poorly endowed.
jake: see that guy who looks kinda like a human emu?
mitch: yeah, i heard he has a tiny kn-b.
jake: what a m-ssive oengus
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