Of Mice And Men’d
the act of mercy killing (literally or figuratively) a really close friend of yours because they don’t pick up on social cues and can’t be taken anywhere because you know they’ll f-ck something up. typically used when someone is known for getting too inebriated.
bro 1: dude, lenny was so drunk, i took him out back and of mice and men’d him.
bro 2: hahaha so he’s p-ssed out back there?
bro 1: no. i took a gun and shot him in the back of the head. there’s blood everywhere.
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