Off-beat Susan


off-beat susan
n.

1. a bizarre s-x act in which a male receives -n-l intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. the act is “off-beat” in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name “susan” due to the distinct gender reversal.
ted recieved his first off-beat susan from jane, and the sick b-st-rd enjoyed it.

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