Off-Duty Ninja


a ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.
when a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. he realizied later, though, when i had kicked his -ss.
a self-proclaimed “pimp ninja” that is, in actuality, a virgin, and has no game whatsoever. he/she relies on lutheranism (preferred religion) and party tricks to make his/herself seem cool towards others.
“man, that off-duty ninja loves the c-ck”

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