off my buddy list


to be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. usually after p-ssing someone off by a)breaking up with them. b)telling a lie. c)raping their first born. or d)sellimg their kidneys to mexicans on ebay.

being told this is like having your b-lls shoved into a jet engine and listening to angelina jolie talk about race relations in southern australia.

the insult of choice for colombian militants and russian mafioso…
mr.lowe:”you did what to timmy while i was at the movies!?”
jared:”i greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. then f-cked him.”
mr.lowe:”oh you are so off my buddy list!”
jared:”noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!”

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