Off the Toilet


when a girl is so hot that if she were taking a p–p in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, “that’s ok baby, come back to bed anyway”

off the toilet hot.

ott for short
whoa, did you see sofia vergara on the emmys last night. i’d take her ‘off the toilet”

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