Off Your Ear


nb: you will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one geoffrey “goffton” pryor and/or one michael “toe-rag” deville.

1) one who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) a person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims… with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) a simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) speaks out of term.

b) utilises words and/or expressions they don’t even understand.

c) breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul -ssertions.
1)

nicky: how many shots on that hole deville?
deville: i think i just ‘birdied’ that hole mate.
nicky: you’re off you ear!

2)

goffton: hey nicky, you should try this awesome beer… it’s my favourite.
nicky: what beer is that mate?
goffton: it’s called ‘foster’s liteice’.
nicky: you’re off your ear!

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