offender
noun; pr-nounced “uh-fen-duh” and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or p-ssionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.
stop being offender and just let it go, bro.
2 more definitions
used to describe an offensive player on a team.
who is marking that offender?
that offender is fast!
a s-xual predator who has been convicted of a s-xual offense and therefore made to be a… s-xual offender.
joey: hey wanna go into this alley?
abigale: why?
joey: to look for my cat. he ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
abigale: oh. okay. sure.
(next thing you know abigale has been offended s-xually. joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f–king mind, an offender.)
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