office candy
a female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn’t normally give her a second look.
phil: i went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw betty in a bar
john: man she is so fit, i would love to f-ck her
phil: nah she’s just office candy. she looked minging when i saw her the other day.
or
phil: i saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
john: yeah, shes just ‘office candy’!
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