Office Hit List


a list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. but you never would because you’re not a murderer so it’s an “office hit list” instead of just a regular hit list.
by the end of the week i had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if i were actually a murderer. good thing i’m not.

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