office homo
office h-m-s behave like every other kind of h-m- – just in an office setting.
every office has an office h-m-. its one of those perverse rules of nature. if you think you dont have an office h-m-, or you are unsure who the office h-m- is – its you.
some offices have, briefly, more than one office h-m- at a time. after a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. only the strongest office h-m- will remain – the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
“sean is talking about soccer and bono again.”
“yeah, thats because he’s the office h-m-.”
“ah.”
every office has an office h-m-. its one of those perverse rules of nature. if you think you dont have an office h-m-, or are unsure who the office h-m- is, its you. office h-m-s behave like every other kind of h-m- – just in an office setting.
some offices have, briefly, more than one office h-m- at a time. after a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. only the strongest office h-m- will remain – the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
“that bloke is talking about kylie minogue again.”
“yeah, he’s the office h-m-.”
“ah.”
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