OFFICE MAX

where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that devry and everest college is too difficult. the employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sl-ts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. the store manager is usually some fat -ss mexican b-tch who sits on her -ss while bossing everyone around on her fake -ss blue tooth. the regional manager is some dorky short f-ck who walks around with a stick up his -ss, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of s-xual harr-ssment against him. the inventory manager is usually some bald fat f-ck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. office depot and staples are ranked higher for a reason.
where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that devry and everest college is too difficult. the employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sl-ts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. the store manager is usually some fat -ss mexican b-tch who sits on her -ss while bossing everyone around on her fake -ss blue tooth. the regional manager is some dorky short f-ck who walks around with a stick up his -ss, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of s-xual harr-ssment against him. the inventory manager is usually some bald fat f-ck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. office depot and staples are ranked higher for a reason.
i was at office max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named brandon lee walked up and talked to me like bryan gumble and his sidekick b-tch, jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. i realized i was in office max, aurora, colorado, off parker road, where sh-t like that is typical.
where the dumb-ss works…
dave that dumb-ss is working at office max today
worst employer on the planet and magnet of customers who often accuse them of switch and bait.

how can it be switch and bait when there was nothing to switch to.
officemax just gave me a .01% raise. what a loust f-cking employer.
1. santa’s workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of sacsa. santa and co,. spy asociation
i saw santa at office max today!