office repulsion


is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullsh-t and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. when office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: game over!
veteran henchgoon: “could you do something i ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

newbie temp-henchgoon: “no can do! i need to keep my office repulsion up or i’ll turn into a sad b-st-rd like you and i’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”

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