office spaced


to demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.
the fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office sp-ced it.
being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
i had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, i feel so office sp-ced today.
verb – p-ssive tense

(note: the active tense version of this is simply office sp-ce)

used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.

made famous in the movie office sp-ce where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display “paper jam” when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command pc load letter, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
that scanner was nothing but trouble, so i want and office sp-ce’d it.
if you have ever seen office sp-ce you will know what this means. it means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.
dude you totally office sp-ced your computer.

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