Office Spacing
when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. taken from the movie “office sp-ce”, in which the main character does just that.
also “pulling an office sp-ce”, “taking an office sp-ce” “i office sp-ced todauy” etc.
chris: hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?
kevin: eh, i was office sp-cing.
verb-
to take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.
bill and i are gonna take his t.v. out office sp-cing, you want to come?
when you don’t show up for work, but do not call in sick or take a vacation day.
the goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.
warning: may result in termination from job if caught.
– hey man shouldn’t you be at work right now?
– no i didn’t feel like going, but i don’t have any vacation time, so i’m just office sp-cing
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