Office Wife


a person of the opposite s-x that you hang out with a lot during working hours. they get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite s-x, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there’s no physical component to the relationship.
coworker: dude, are you hooking up with allison from accounting?
other coworker: i wish, but she’s already married. she’s just my office wife.

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