Officerwifeism
to be a lazy women who reverts back to 1950’s ways and expect to be pampered.
to congregate and b-tch about meaningless sh-t
playing your husband’s rank card.
being hated by every other women due to the fack that you think you’re better….when really…you’re the wife.
1.
lenora: do you think we can ever just order lunch at the club quickly?
helin: not with all the d-mn officerwifeism going on today.
2.
customer:”i need to have my bag returned,because i ripped it.”
worker: “sorry mam we can’t do that”
customer:”do you know who i am?”
worker: “you’re not gonna get my sympathy with your officerwifeism.”
3.
jane: so, since i am taking you to show you around the area today…how’s about we go to the food court?
kelly: as long as i don’t see or hear any officerwifeism,i’m game!
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