Officesticated


an individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it’s like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
young employee – “why’s does derek only speak in cheesy office cliché’s?”
older employee -“he’s been here too long, guys been officesticated…”
young employee – “d-mn, i hope that’s never me”

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