a word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated.
officer: sir, have you been drinking tonight?
driver: no offisner, i only had ten shots of vodka.
- bad tipper
someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don’t tip because it is “optional” and have no guilt afterward friend 1: yo, should i pay a tip? friend 2: nah, they’re optional friend 1: screw it i’m not being a […]
- extreme russian roulette
a game in which 7 out of 8 chambers are loaded in a russian manner. the contestant must blind fold their self and hopscotch backwards whilst holding a gun to his or her head and pulling the trigger one time after completing the hopscotch. if the contestant survives, they may then shoot the contender. if […]
- hip hop tourettes
when you inadvertently spout flow throughout the day pertaining to random situations. mom “hi honey, how’s school?” daughter “i been a terror since the public school error. bathroom p*sses, cuttin’ cl*sses, squeezin’ *sses. ” daughter has hip hop tourettes
- jake wade
a man with love and a large p*n*s the man was so jake wade that he made women wet.