offshore mom


a mother who shops at pier 1, cost plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly
example-

person 1: “have you been to stacy’s house? it’s in a track neighborhood but it’s full of obscure scented candles and native american artwork like a pier 1 catalog.”

person 2: “she must have an offsh-r- mom.”

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