Offside Nazi
someone who is extremely -n-l about the offside rule in football, whether the game is social or compet-tive and will rage on about it; regardless of the fact that n-boby else cares.
“sam is a real offside n-z- at training”
“i know right, the rest of us are just trying to have fun”
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