Ogglypoggily Whale
an ogglypoggily is only found in north wales seas, especially near the surfing beach h-lls mouth near abersoch. it’s distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the surfers.
they range from 4-15 metres long.
it hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these sh-r-s. the only way to resist attack is to whistle ‘humpty dumpty’ non stop.
he was as dangerous as an ogglypoggily whale
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