oh my god


an exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible
“oh my g-d, becky, look at her b-tt!”
what is said during great s-x
oh my god, your c-ck feels amazing in my p-ssy!!!!!
2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.
“oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb–ss going ‘oh my god’ every five seconds.”
an exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.
she just shat herself sh-tless on her teacher’s car

oh… my… god!
the polytheistic way of saying “oh my g-d”.
g: oh my gods!!!
j: what?
g: i thought i just saw a wolf!
j: … that was a coyote, stupid.
one of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. it’s a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don’t know any other terms to express surprise, amus-m-nt, wonder, outrage or other emotions. too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbb-tt. on internet blogs and in writing it’s often shortened to the abbreviation “omg”. omg is also overused tremendously.
1. moon unit zappa: “it’s like oh my g-d! grody to the max!”

2. mr. “higgie baby” higgins on “magnum p.i.” often yelled, “oh-my-god!” for many things. this is obviously a comic effect device.

3. jennifer aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of “friends” to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say “oh my g-d” many many times. the other members of the show also got a million dead presidents per episode and they also said “oh my g-d” repeatedly.

that ain’t working!” – dire straits.

4. tim: oh my g-d! oh my g-d!

trent: oh my g-d!

beth: he’s my g-d too!
a term mainly used over the internet, for example msn or mysp-ce. it is used…with the full stops…only when a comment has been made that has totally floored you. it is the only response to be given to a floored comment.
“see you…? i want you…touch your toes!”

“oh.my.g-d!”

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