oh shit if I get caught with this I’m fucked
what is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child p-rnography onto your computer.
b3nhur: hey i just dled one night in paris
j4ke: omg! is it hott??
b3nhur: oh sh-t if i get caught with this i’m f-cked
j4ke: wut? y?
b3nhur: cause it’s f-ckin kid p-rn under the wrong name
j4ke: omfg
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