oh shit


an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:

1) your venn english homework
2) you left your keys locked inside your car
3) you just trip and scr-pe both of your knees.
friend “hey man can i have some help with that last question on our english homework?”

you “oh sh-t! i left mine at home!”
famous last words.
ooh sh-t… -dead-
1. an expletive expression used when a negative event occurs.

2. an expression used to indicate the state of being impressed.
1. “oh sh-t! i just wrecked my dad’s saab after i p-ss drunk, driving 85 the wrong way down a 25, one-way street. oh, i may have killed a hooker and a sick poodle, too.

2. “oh sh-t! did you see that african man jump that fence when the police sirens came this way?
a statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders (“black boxes”) to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording sp-ce remaining.
“oh sh-t” was the last transmission heard on the black box.
two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:

1) impending trouble- when you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;

2) chargin- when someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves you or you’re losing in a game;

and/or 3) catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;

either way, you are screwed, dude.
example #1- dereck had just rolled a fat -ss blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-o rollin’ in like
bad weather. “oh sh-t!” he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. the cops looked him over,
but derek didn’t get busted for possession.

example #2- when henry’s mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, “ohhhhhhhhhh sh-t.”

example #3- -scrrrrreeeeeccccchhhhh!!- “oh sh-t!!!”
was the last words that susan said as her car crashed
into the guy’s parked beamer. if the collision doesn’t
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
something bad had just happened
oh sh-t! the wings got swept by the ducks.
the exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.
i just left my keys in the car with the engine running! ohsh-t ohsh-t ohsh-t ohsh-t ohsh-t!!!

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