Oh Wow!


a sarcastic remark meant to show how something thought to be special or fascinating to the other person – isn’t.
j: i got another a on my exam!
t: oh wow!

j: i actually saw the pope once.
t: oh wow!
a sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a d-mn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows.
the phrase one would scream while reaching a full, blown -rg-sm either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly.
so he was getting me up the b-tt and all i could think of to say was, “oh wow!!!!!” and then i was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
a sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a d-mn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows
a sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a d-mn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows.

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